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Tweetitus
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a
illness
where you can't stop
tweeting
on
twitter
.
Bill has tweetitus, he
just
can't stop
tweeting
.
Angie needs a cure for her tweetitus; she can't
get off
twitter long enough to feed the dog.
Tweetitus
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vampire_addict
March 31, 2009
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Twooted
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1
. When you've been online so long you have to
fart
.
2. Having to '
poot
' while on twitter.
gosh, i
think
i just twooted, someone open a
window
!!
Billy had
gas
, i think he just twooted.. he's been on twitter to long!
Twooted
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vampire_addict
March 31, 2009
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