2 definitions by vampire_addict

Top Definition
a illness where you can't stop tweeting on twitter.
Bill has tweetitus, he just can't stop tweeting.

Angie needs a cure for her tweetitus; she can't get off twitter long enough to feed the dog.
by vampire_addict March 31, 2009
1. When you've been online so long you have to fart.

2. Having to 'poot' while on twitter.
gosh, i think i just twooted, someone open a window!!

Billy had gas, i think he just twooted.. he's been on twitter to long!
by vampire_addict March 31, 2009

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