Shit Wrinkle 

A power phrase for skid marks in your shitter. A.k.a. the stain left in the end over a toilet bowl after defecating.

"Who left the shit wrinkle in the jacks, I'll punch who ever it was in the barse!", chortled Billy

Shit Wrinkle by soucerous booch January 1, 2010

Shit Wrinkle 

When your in the bathroom stall and you hear someone taking a shit. It sounds like a wrinkle coming out of their ass.

I was in the bathroom and the girl in the stall next to me made a shit wrinkle

Shit Wrinkle by DamzeL June 6, 2011

shit van winkle 

Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months

I tried to get my homey to leave the house but he's pulling a shit van winkle

shit van winkle by Conquering Lion December 29, 2015

Shit Van Winkle 

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later

"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"

Shit Van Winkle by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021