When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later
"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sunalreadyset."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.