Starbage

All that shit they sell at Starbucks

"Dude, throw out that starbage, and get a real coffee at Dunkin Donuts."

by Joehhy December 30, 2009

Starbag

A velvet bag that is placed on the head of an unsuspecting victim and then struck with a wooden pole.

A velvet bag that is placed over the head of its unsuspecting victim, and then tied of with rope and then the person who has placed the bag on the head of the victim strikes the bag with a wooden pole.

“Would you like to see my new invention? It’s a starbag. I’ll place this on your head and then you’ll see stars”

by Mark Taylor December 9, 2005

starbage

Starbage. Space junk. Or also, when what your are provided to get something done is such garbage, it blows your mind into outer space.

Did you see those requirements? Yeah man, fucking starbage. Blew my mind.

by pitsnipeMM September 21, 2020

Starbag

The pretentious douchebags that congregate at Starbucks

Ugh... look at all those Starbags in there... can we skip coffee today?

by liqui December 6, 2015