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A velvet bag that is placed on the head of an unsuspecting victim and then struck with a wooden pole.
A velvet bag that is placed over the head of its unsuspecting victim, and then tied of with rope and then the person who has placed the bag on the head of the victim strikes the bag with a wooden pole.

Would you like to see my new invention? It’s a starbag. I’ll place this on your head and then you’ll see stars”
Starbag by Mark Taylor December 9, 2005
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The pretentious douchebags that congregate at Starbucks
Ugh... look at all those Starbags in there... can we skip coffee today?
Starbag by liqui December 6, 2015
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starsage 

A lucrative run of the mill sausage patty in the shape of a star.
Herbert: "Hey Craig, what is that you are eating?"
Craig: "Oh, this? Its a starsage."
Herbert: "Sweet."
starsage by N.A. Zaidman January 4, 2008

Starbigbucks 

A derisive nickname for the overpriced habit of many workplaces drones who visit it daily, due to sugar addiction.
I’m makin’ a quick run to Starbigbucks, does anyone want me to get them anything to worsen their diabetes?
Starbigbucks by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Starbation

The term given to an ugg-wearing, pumpkin-spice-loving white girl who 'literally can't even' after being deprived of Starbucks for a prolonged (probably 24 hours) period of time.
Oh my gosh! The poor girl is like, dying of starbation. Quick, get her a pumpkin spice latte!
Starbation by Just can't even December 17, 2016

Starbake 

To smoke marijuana and drink a Starbucks frappachino right afterward. It allows a responsible stoner to actually be productive by being caffeinated and high at the same time.
Dude, let's go play disc golf but we have to Starbake first.
Starbake by Frankenderek September 26, 2011