The act of hijacking a facebook thread for your own purposes and driving it wildly off topic. Sometimes kading can be an intelligent conversation that simply has nothing to do with the original topic, but most of the time kading is a form of spamming that annoys everybody not participating in the kadage. The easiest and most common way to kade a thread is to take turns posting lines from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Charlie the Unicorn, or the Potter Puppet Pals.
This thread has been kaded!
Stop kading, you guys; I'm getting a million notifications!
Random fb status: Charise is tired from a long day
friend: Aww! I hope you get some rest soon!
kader1: I love pickles!
friend: What does that have to do with anything?
kader1: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
kader2: DUMBLEDORE!
kader1: Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY
Charise: guys, come on, why do you always have to kade my status?
Stop kading, you guys; I'm getting a million notifications!
Random fb status: Charise is tired from a long day
friend: Aww! I hope you get some rest soon!
kader1: I love pickles!
friend: What does that have to do with anything?
kader1: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
kader2: DUMBLEDORE!
kader1: Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY
Charise: guys, come on, why do you always have to kade my status?
by K-menade December 29, 2010
One of the greatest people you will ever meet. Highly attractive with an athletic build and large muscles. Very good at sports and physical challenges. A bit of a show off sometimes but its all in good fun. Loves his girl more than anything and would do anything for her. Brown hair, blue-green eyes and an amazing smile. Loves to tease and joke with his friends and the people close to him. Always down for a good time and loves to party.
by Studmuffin117 May 18, 2012
When a boy called Kade is humorous and persistent until you are persuaded by his charm and reciprocate feelings.
by alaskahy June 24, 2018
I’m writing this because not all Kade’s are tall. I’m short with dirty blonde hair and brown eyes that are almost black. If your also a Kade you probably try to be popular but end up being an outcast and you might be short. You may be goofy or a nerd but also very extroverted. You have multiple personalities and can be shy. You also might be loud and a more logical thinker with a pinch of creativity. You are probably slender but are polite but mischievous. You always try to fit in but never think to stand out. You might not be socially confident and be a crazy person with adhd or add.
by My_pseudonym_here December 16, 2020
Kade is an amazing guy who you will ALWAYS want to be around. He is the most hilarious and amazing guy ever. You may fall in love with him very easily when looking into his green-blue eyes and his brown parted hair. He is a bad boy but has a great heart. His personality is so perfect. He is a very dirty minded person but he can make you laugh. You may want to get closer with him.
Kade is so cute!! ❤️
by Poop emoji4 July 30, 2019
An awesome name, even though severely under-used. Often thought to be a by-product of Katie, Katy, Katherine, Katelyn, and other such names, it is serenely unique to those who possess it. The spelling is distinctly feminine despite the fact that one may take away one 'e' and make it the unique yet more often used "Kade." Often mispronounced "Kah- dee" the correct pronunciation is "Kay-dee" with a true "d" sound, unlike the "t" of Katie, Katy, etc. The two "ee"s are sometimes misleading, leading the reader to incorrectly draw out the second syllable of the name. Synonyms include "intelligent, funny, creative, busting a move, tipsy, and crazy." Antonyms subject to change.
"That's a crazy Kadee over there, man! Awesome!" "Did you see that Kadee? Now that's a sight I could watch again."
by facebook status editor llc February 4, 2010
An extremely charming guy. He is definitely the hottest guy in school. All the girls are after him, but he likes to keep his distance. He is probably not a virgin, especially since he has the biggest penis in the school.
A very good friend that always has your back. He gets the inside scoop but does not ever spill your secrets!
While he is extremely attractive, he is also very intelligent and athletic. This is a kid that everyone loves and the girls compete for!
A very good friend that always has your back. He gets the inside scoop but does not ever spill your secrets!
While he is extremely attractive, he is also very intelligent and athletic. This is a kid that everyone loves and the girls compete for!
I wish I was Kade.
I was such a Kade yesterday when I got to hang out with all of those people!
Why do all the girls like the Kades?
Dang his penis looks like a Kade.
I was such a Kade yesterday when I got to hang out with all of those people!
Why do all the girls like the Kades?
Dang his penis looks like a Kade.
by lover5656565656 December 12, 2012