The Éclair 

When an Éclair is placed over a man's penis just prior to receiving a blowjob. The woman will gently eat away at the dessert while pleasing the luck fellow. Feels great for him and tastes great for her. Gives a whole new meaning to 'the cream filling'

Guy 1: "Oh man, there's a new bakery that just opened down my street with some of the best Éclairs that I know *insert girl's name* and my dong will love!"
Guy 2: "... what are you going on about?!"
Guy 1: "I'm pulling The Éclair tonight!"

The Éclair by RizzleKnowsHisStuff December 26, 2009

The Eclair

when a random stranger pulls down his pants, jacks himself off til he is about to cum, then comes at you, jumps and smacks you in the face with his dick, and he ejaculates at the moment of contact

I hope you get hit with The Eclair. -SRW

The Eclair by curlyolivia January 28, 2026

Glazing the eclair 

Masturbating while you poop and then cumming on your turd

Sorry I was late guys, I was busy glazing the eclair.

Glazing the eclair by ElevenToesJohn May 23, 2025

The Double Chocolate Eclair 

The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.

person 1: metallica is like poop wrapped in runny poop
person 2: the double chocolate eclair.

The Double Chocolate Eclair by illshankyou December 16, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022