The Éclair

When an Éclair is placed over a man's penis just prior to receiving a blowjob. The woman will gently eat away at the dessert while pleasing the luck fellow. Feels great for him and tastes great for her. Gives a whole new meaning to 'the cream filling'

Guy 1: "Oh man, there's a new bakery that just opened down my street with some of the best Éclairs that I know *insert girl's name* and my dong will love!"
Guy 2: "... what are you going on about?!"
Guy 1: "I'm pulling The Éclair tonight!"

by RizzleKnowsHisStuff December 26, 2009

éclair

An attractive, adorable, young gay woman. The stereotypical éclair is 18-25, slender with curves, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. An éclair is the girl equivalent to the twink.

I'd like you to meet my éclair...I mean, my girlfriend.

by Phrisky October 12, 2008

Chocolate Éclair

After fucking ass, pull out with shit on dick. Bust nut on on lips. Press lips together and smear shit on outline of lips like Puerto Rican lip liner.

HOLY SHIT!!! No, you did not give that tranny bowling alley bartender the Chocolate Éclair.

by rev. peter lemonjello April 25, 2008

Glazed Éclair

Dropping a hot steamy loaf on anothers chest then coating it in semen.

She was hungry for a glazed éclair, so I made her one.

by Bone Daddy47 November 02, 2024

Éclair

An Éclair is when someone pulls down your pants and you shart and it squirts in their mouth.

Oh Crap! Eli just left gave me an éclair Gross!

What the hell Veronica I spent hours washing my hair only for you to just éclair in my mouth.

by Deathly me December 31, 2019

San Francisco Chocolate Éclair

When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.

Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts!

by Finding Chemo July 22, 2024

4Chan Éclair

when you shit in someone's pillowcase and play it like an accordian

"would ever shut up, would you? I'mma shit in your pillowcase, play it like a fucking accordian and call it a 4Chan Éclair"

by TheIntoxicatedVixen June 26, 2025