clud

the mixture of blood and cum that occurs when you fuck a virgin.

she cludded all over my bed

by Snedz January 9, 2006

clud

like clouds... only clumsy; clouds lacking substantial shape or "cloudiness"; semi-clouds

"The wispy cluds robbed the sky from its perfect cloudless condition today."

by Cosmokramuh February 22, 2010

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To hit someone or something hard on the head, resulting in a concussion. Similar to "to club."

"If you keep messin' around wit dat ho, I'ma clud yo ass so hard you'll wish you'd married a man instead!"

by LaPrincess June 22, 2005

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Crip + Blood = Clud. Often said to someone who wears red + blue at the same time. Or just someone who acts both like a crip and a blood.

Person 1: She's wearing red and blue.
Person 2: She's definitely a crip.
Person 3: Nah, she's a blood.
person 1: She's a freakin clud, damn it.

by ANONYMASITY December 16, 2009

Clud

A sound that is not quite a clunk, yet not quite a thud.

Richard his jumped into a doorframe, hitting his head, and a loud clud sound resulted

by Solo Phoenix April 15, 2006

Clud

clud otherwise known as cloud,
so basically short for cloud.

lonely as a clud (clouds are sometimes lonely)
thick as a clud (clouds look thick and heavy)
light as a clud (clouds are actually light and feathery)

by laaaaaaa October 18, 2008

Clud

A failed sentence after waking up from passing out stoned and/or drunk.

Lawl, I totally failed and have no clud

by LaurenLaLovely July 7, 2010