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Ass cast 

v: The act of sticking a limb with a cast on it into your ass or another person's ass.
n: A cast that is in an ass.
Dave: I had a weird experience last night.
Tom: What happened?
Dave: I got an ass cast from my girl friend.
Tom: Aw, man! How thick was the cast?
Ass cast by JustStoppingBy November 28, 2009

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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world
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Castle Ass

The severe gastrointestinal disturbance that follows the consumption of a large volume of White Castle burgers, especially a 10-sack of cheeseburgers.
Castle Ass is the number one killer of young adult males in Wisconsin.
Castle Ass by Jon April 4, 2005

asscastle 

A gay 2009 webcomic by artist Casper Aiello wherein the main character goes to the ghostzone then sucks floor penis, fucks a tree, sucks a ghost penis, and fucks a machine while accompanied by the ghost of Bob Saget. The comic has been mentioned in publications such as Newsweek, Rolling Stone, Fox News, and New York Magazine's "Vulture" after an online feud between Bob Saget and Car Seat Headrest.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Asscastle?
Guy 2: Is that the comic where the furry sucks a floor dick?
Guy 1: Yeah, the Bob Saget ghost is kinda hot.
asscastle by LiberalDestroyer007 August 16, 2021

Backwards asscastle 

Generallly used in cooking. A food, usually a stew or soup, made by throwing whatever sounds tasty without any recipie whatsoever into a pot or pan and cooking it.
Dave: Reggie, what did you put in this stew!? It's fucking amazing!

Reggie: I don't know man. It's just Backwards asscastle.

Asscastle 

1. A fictional place created on Saturday Night Live, refering to Beauty and The Beast's castle.
2. A kid thats an asshole, but one so big that you have to use something huge like a castle.
1. Belle: I hope you have fun in your Asscastle!
Beast: How does she know we call it an Asscastle?

2. Samantha: Jeeze, Aaron is such a jerk.
Dorian: I know, right? He's an asscastle.