5 definitions by LiberalDestroyer007

Stan Smith

A Stan Smith is a family man with conservative values. A Stan Smith has a sexy chin, has a beautiful voice, wears a wig to cover his baldness, and is fat. He also has a round ass. The typical Stan Smith has an annoying housewife, a loser son, and a staunch liberal daughter. A Stan Smith is typically employed at the CIA and has come into contact with an alien on at least one occasion. You know you're a Stan Smith when you have a talking German goldfish.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy with the sexy chin?
Person 2: Yeah, he has quite a voice.
Person 3: And his ass is to die for!
Stan Smith: Hello gentlemen. The name's Smith. Stan Smith.

by LiberalDestroyer007 August 16, 2018

asscastle

A gay 2009 webcomic by artist Casper Aiello wherein the main character goes to the ghostzone then sucks floor penis, fucks a tree, sucks a ghost penis, and fucks a machine while accompanied by the ghost of Bob Saget. The comic has been mentioned in publications such as Newsweek, Rolling Stone, Fox News, and New York Magazine's "Vulture" after an online feud between Bob Saget and Car Seat Headrest.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Asscastle?
Guy 2: Is that the comic where the furry sucks a floor dick?
Guy 1: Yeah, the Bob Saget ghost is kinda hot.

by LiberalDestroyer007 August 16, 2021

Funny Moment

Any occurrence that one can derive some sort of humor from. Often used in the context of Family Guy clips on YouTube, usually to mock the prevalence of the phrase "Funny Moments" in the titles of said uploads.

Peter Griffin: (farts on Meg) Hehehehehe
Family Guy YouTuber: Yep. That's a funny moment.

by LiberalDestroyer007 August 18, 2018

J Time

1. Time to go ham
2. Time to juul in the bathroom

Kid: Its j time
Other kid: Lemme hit just one I swear Lemme hit your juul just one hit
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Guy: Dissin my girl? It's j time.

by LiberalDestroyer007 January 5, 2019

Grow up

That thing you've got a whole lot of to do.

Me: grow up
You: 🙄

by LiberalDestroyer007 November 16, 2018