asscastle 

A gay 2009 webcomic by artist Casper Aiello wherein the main character goes to the ghostzone then sucks floor penis, fucks a tree, sucks a ghost penis, and fucks a machine while accompanied by the ghost of Bob Saget. The comic has been mentioned in publications such as Newsweek, Rolling Stone, Fox News, and New York Magazine's "Vulture" after an online feud between Bob Saget and Car Seat Headrest.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Asscastle?
Guy 2: Is that the comic where the furry sucks a floor dick?
Guy 1: Yeah, the Bob Saget ghost is kinda hot.

asscastle by LiberalDestroyer007 August 16, 2021

Asscastle 

1. A fictional place created on Saturday Night Live, refering to Beauty and The Beast's castle.
2. A kid thats an asshole, but one so big that you have to use something huge like a castle.

1. Belle: I hope you have fun in your Asscastle!
Beast: How does she know we call it an Asscastle?

2. Samantha: Jeeze, Aaron is such a jerk.
Dorian: I know, right? He's an asscastle.

Asscastle by whatttttttttttttttttttdfasdf November 28, 2010

asscastle 

When your ass crack sweats and gets all salty and the dry salt leaves a crusty residue.

Hey man, I just went jogging for ten miles. To you want to lick my asscastle.

asscastle by Jocko Johnson March 11, 2004

Backwards asscastle 

Generallly used in cooking. A food, usually a stew or soup, made by throwing whatever sounds tasty without any recipie whatsoever into a pot or pan and cooking it.

Dave: Reggie, what did you put in this stew!? It's fucking amazing!

Reggie: I don't know man. It's just Backwards asscastle.

Backwards asscastle by Drackonius The Dark August 13, 2012

asstassle 

One of the more nuanced definitions of the slang term "asstassle" relates to a tool commonly known as a "fetish flogger," which is often employed at fetish and S&M club events. The term is slightly pejorative in that it carries an implication of banality and routine; of pseudo-sexual mundanity, devoid of actual passion or pain. The source of this slight negative tinge is, quite honestly, the experiences of several people in the Washington D.C. area, who have all been unfortunate enough to find themselves at local fetish events, and ruefully in the presence of big fat people in latex who can neither fuck nor stand pain. So in a desperate plea to appear sexual, these newly empowered narwhals stand around and nonchelantly tap each other on their blanched gluteals with this ostensibly naughty "asstassle" in an effort to bottle and sell the weakest taboo cabaret this side of Kansas, while our protagonists stand there, wonder where their lives went terrribly wrong, as they sip on extremely low quality bottles of stale beer and contemplate life outside the Christian Terrordome.

"So then he pulls an asstassle out of his pocket and starts tapping her ever so gently on the buttock. Needless to say I had to turn away or face the prospect of masturbating in the bathroom stall, this exchange was so mechanically erotic."

asstassle by br0d December 19, 2006

assmaster 

An extremely flaming homosexual person.

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.

assmaster by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

assmaster 

An expert at anal sex and often used in connection with a martial arts theme.

Jill's new boyfriend is an eight degree black belt, maximum thickness, assmaster and Jill's ass is his new dojo.

assmaster by cartman69 March 30, 2005