The rustiest little bundle of joy ever to grace the
car world. This little chipped and stained wagon reaches a whopping
max speed of 2mph and can challenge any incline less than 1% without ease. This ancient
car, paint peeling away, can do naught to sixty in about three to five working days. Only driven by the rats of society, anyone near one of these swerving maniacs should
stay far away - especially if in a Fiat 500