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Procrasturbation 

1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).
First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!
Procrasturbation by Information Pete September 16, 2009

procrasturbation 

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.
procrasturbation by Eric April 15, 2003

procrasturbation 

I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.
procrasturbation by kwang June 4, 2003

Procrasturbation 

the act of masturbating when you should really be doing something else.
Mom: "Jimmy, are you done with your project that's due tomorrow?
Jimmy: "Ummm, almost mom."
Mom: "Jimmy quit procrasturbating, you're gonna fail your class and go blind!!"

Procrasturbation is a grade killer
Procrasturbation by Tommy Maddox January 29, 2007

procrasturbation 

I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.

procrasturbation 

Wanking when you are supposed to be working.
Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.
procrasturbation by Jurmajesty December 7, 2007