Kitchenbound

One's destiny or obligation to work and reside in the kitchen, whose specialty is in creating delicimotherfuckingscrumptious sandwiches.

Daughter: Daddy, I want to be a police officer when I grow up.
Dad: Sorry honey, you're Kitchenbound. So what's for lunch?
Daughter: Sandwiches.
Dad: Excellent.

by MrLicorice October 28, 2009