schlerman 

A slutty german...from schlermany of course

I met this schlerman at the club last night...she wanted Ds.

schlerman by dshiznit09 October 16, 2009

schlemazel 

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney 

An address you'll remember after having to watch Finding Nemo.

Guy 1: "Do you know where I can find a clownfish?"

Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"

Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"

Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

Tom Sherman Special 

Also known as The Ol' TSS, The Tom Sherman Special can be either:

a) A mixed drink composed of Tequila, lime juice, and Sprite.

b) A sexual maneuver in which one finds a classy lady, goes down on her, but instead of licking any part of the vagina, he only licks pubic hair.

1. One must be careful when ordering a Tom Sherman Special in the bar, or else they could end up with an unwanted drink.

2. Remember, a classy lady is the most important ingredient to the Tom Sherman Special and if she doesn't have pubes then she's just not that classy.

3. Give 'er the ol' TSS

Tom Sherman Special by Unshaven Maven January 19, 2014

Wet Sherman 

Upon reaching climax (usually by HJ or BJ) a man sticks the tip of his still wet penis into his partner's ear. Similar to the manor one would give a "wet willy" with their finger.

Usually deemed disrespectful.

Tom was a real jerk. He gave Bonnie a wet sherman after she blew him.

Wet Sherman by jack-spratt February 6, 2013

Rusty Sherman 

To put one's penis between one's legs & rub against one's bumhole. Tada.

Jane was mortified when she came home to her husband hoovering the house whilst performing a Rusty Sherman and crying out in a high pitched voice `I'm a lady!'

Rusty Sherman by Mr. Wopopo July 23, 2015

Sherman Hemsley

a PCP admixture, usually combined with a dried, leafy preparation for smoking. Most commonly marijuana or tobacco. See also sherm.

You smoke a little sherm? You know, Sherman Hemsley? Love Boat? Ashy Larry...

Sherman Hemsley by N@ June 20, 2004