Chris's_Zen's definitions

relatable post

A post (or a picture) that shows a relatable problem, experience, or encounter that are generally shared through Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr.

*Kelly, being bored or homework over the break, scrolls through Tumblr and finds a post that reads 'When teachers assign homework over break'*
Kelly: What a relatable post!

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

textaholic

One who obsessively texts and always love getting texted back.

"Christian is such a textaholic! He wouldn't put down his phone!"

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

social networking sites cycle

The cycle (usually once or twice a day) of checking all social networking sites that you are registered to usually to reply, respond, and be up-to-date of things.

John went on a social networking sites cycle, checking his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and MySpace only to find out that he had no new messages.

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

that moment when

Used before a descriptive past experience that targets typical teenagers and are sometimes relatable to. Inserting an adjective before "moment" specifies what type of moment it is.

1.) that moment when you can't feel your cell phone in your pocket.
2.) that awkward moment when your best friend gets yelled at and you're just standing there...
3.) that awesome moment when you get moved right next to your best friend in consequence of violating the classroom's rules.

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

An address you'll remember after having to watch Finding Nemo.

Guy 1: "Do you know where I can find a clownfish?"

Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"

Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"

Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

Salt and Ice Challenge

A challenge where you and some friends pour salt to a body part (supposedly the back of your hand) and then adding ice to that area and seeing who can last the longest. Adding ice to the salt on a body part causes a frostbite experience and is really dangerous and stupid to do.

Dude, Brandon and I took the salt and ice challenge yesterday, and Brandon ended up burning himself but won it.

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

one hell of a

Used to emphasize the exaggeration of a noun to a positive extent. Other variations include: "one heck of a", "heck of a", or "hell of a".

"That Lamborghini is one hell of car!"

"This is one heck of a job to clean up."

"You're one hell of a kid!"

by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013