Chris's_Zen's definitions

Heavenly shit

A type of shit you take in ultimate privacy and comfort after having to consume and digest excessive amounts of food or melted cheese. The feeling having to unload the shit is so refreshing and heavenly (hence the name "Heavenly shit") that it usually has you sitting on the toilet for more than 10 minutes at least.

"After the buffet, I took a heavenly shit."

"I feel so much lighter now that I took a heavenly shit!"

by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013

Bitch, don't kill my vibe

Don't mess or interfere with their current emotional atmosphere and feelings. Popularized by a famous song by Kendrick Lamar.

*girl 1 is partying and drinking a day before a college test*
Girl 2: "Hey, we should get some sleep before the test, I know this is a good moment and all..."
Girl 1: "Bitch, don't kill my vibe!"

by Chris's_Zen May 15, 2013

relatable post

A post (or a picture) that shows a relatable problem, experience, or encounter that are generally shared through Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr.

*Kelly, being bored or homework over the break, scrolls through Tumblr and finds a post that reads 'When teachers assign homework over break'*
Kelly: What a relatable post!

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

An address you'll remember after having to watch Finding Nemo.

Guy 1: "Do you know where I can find a clownfish?"

Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"

Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"

Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

boob twerk

To work one's upper breasts in a calm, seductive manner with intent to cause sexual arousal.

"Hey girl, can you boob twerk for me?" ;)
"Sure"

by Chris's_Zen May 19, 2013

bodyshots

To engage in a friendly fist fight where the hits are take below the head and above the waist. Usually lasts a short time.

"Hey Juan, wanna go bodyshots?"

"Isaiah went bodyshotting with Chris last night, nothing more then bruises on them."

by Chris's_Zen May 25, 2013

Diet Coke and Mentos Challenge

A challenge where you put a bunch of mentos in your mouth and trying to consume a 2 liter bottle of diet coke spilling as little as possible. The chemical reaction produced by the coke interacting with the mentos causes it to burst out causing people to spill coke while consuming it.

"Chester and I tried the Diet Coke and Mentos Challenge last night, man it hard to chug down that Diet coke tho!"

by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013