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Heavenly shit

A type of shit you take in ultimate privacy and comfort after having to consume and digest excessive amounts of food or melted cheese. The feeling having to unload the shit is so refreshing and heavenly (hence the name "Heavenly shit") that it usually has you sitting on the toilet for more than 10 minutes at least.
"After the buffet, I took a heavenly shit."

"I feel so much lighter now that I took a heavenly shit!"
by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013
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Bitch, don't kill my vibe

Don't mess or interfere with their current emotional atmosphere and feelings. Popularized by a famous song by Kendrick Lamar.
*girl 1 is partying and drinking a day before a college test*
Girl 2: "Hey, we should get some sleep before the test, I know this is a good moment and all..."
Girl 1: "Bitch, don't kill my vibe!"
by Chris's_Zen May 15, 2013
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that moment when

Used before a descriptive past experience that targets typical teenagers and are sometimes relatable to. Inserting an adjective before "moment" specifies what type of moment it is.
1.) that moment when you can't feel your cell phone in your pocket.
2.) that awkward moment when your best friend gets yelled at and you're just standing there...
3.) that awesome moment when you get moved right next to your best friend in consequence of violating the classroom's rules.
by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013
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one hell of a

Used to emphasize the exaggeration of a noun to a positive extent. Other variations include: "one heck of a", "heck of a", or "hell of a".
"That Lamborghini is one hell of car!"

"This is one heck of a job to clean up."

"You're one hell of a kid!"
by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013
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Diet Coke and Mentos Challenge

A challenge where you put a bunch of mentos in your mouth and trying to consume a 2 liter bottle of diet coke spilling as little as possible. The chemical reaction produced by the coke interacting with the mentos causes it to burst out causing people to spill coke while consuming it.
"Chester and I tried the Diet Coke and Mentos Challenge last night, man it hard to chug down that Diet coke tho!"
by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013
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bodyshots

To engage in a friendly fist fight where the hits are take below the head and above the waist. Usually lasts a short time.
"Hey Juan, wanna go bodyshots?"

"Isaiah went bodyshotting with Chris last night, nothing more then bruises on them."
by Chris's_Zen May 25, 2013
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boob twerk

To work one's upper breasts in a calm, seductive manner with intent to cause sexual arousal.
"Hey girl, can you boob twerk for me?" ;)
"Sure"
by Chris's_Zen May 19, 2013
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