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Assad Curse

When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse
John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"
Assad Curse by DanUD July 25, 2017
Related Words

Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.
My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.
Quarter assed by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012

qwfpgjluy;arstdhneizxcvbkm 

Colemark version of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. When a Colemark user is bored he searches this on urban dictionary and finds nothing
Joe : I was so bored i wrote qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Josh: LOL i was so bored i wrote qwfpgjluy;arstdhneizxcvbkm and found nothing

arstdhneio 

The Colemak version of aoeuidhtns and asdfghjkl. Commonly used to show that you think you are better than everyone who uses QWERTY.
Person 1: arstdhneio
Person 2: Wow! a Colemak user!
Person 3: Dvorak is better
arstdhneio by Phudge February 2, 2021

Assdouche 

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.
"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"
Assdouche by M-O-W March 15, 2008

half assedly 

adv. - something done partially, incompletely, or unenthusiastically. The adverb form of half assed.
I told you to clean your room thoroughly, meaning not half assedly.