Crocs

The ugliest "shoe" ever made. Coming in a variety of fruity colors, it is a disgrace to see any male over the age of 8 (or under the age of 50) wearing them. Costing pennies to make, then marked up by about 5,000%, these "shoes" make you look like a dumbass.

1. If I ever buy crocs, please shoot me in my face.

2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.

by Noltons7 August 20, 2009

Crocs

Made by humans, for humans, to prevent humans , basically they're condoms

Hey sexy wanna come to my place. No you have crocs

by TheNorris27 January 22, 2019

Crocs

The most BADASS fucking thing in humanity.

"Gotta put these crocs in 4 wheel drive"

by TheKidMegatron July 10, 2021

Crocs

Shoes for people with no taste. They look dorky as hell and are insanely overpriced for the simple fact they are merely molded plastic. The funny thing is nobody would touch these hideous things when they were 5 dollars and sold at hardware stores for gardeners. Once they became insanely over rpiced and were worn by celebs with no taste they sell like hotcakes

Crocs are shoes for people with no taste

by DennisIsEvil September 6, 2009

Crocs

Birth control

Bitch you might as well be wearin crocs cuz you aint gettin laid mah ba

by BIDDIEMOBILE July 23, 2014

Crocs

The shoes Jesus would've had.

Damn, those crocs are yummy

by Yummydaddyboi669420 November 18, 2018

Crocs

Ugly ass shoes that have stupid ass holes in them!

My friend wears ugly ass stupid crocs everyday!

by Dumb Crocs April 20, 2014