The artful yet shocking display of human
defecation above waist-height in a
public restroom. Usually containing but not limited to Jackson Pollock-esque splatters and/or precariously dangling stalactites.
This occurrence leaves the witness baffled as to the grafeces artist's motivations and technique. Perhaps this is a cathartic release of the soul, a commentary on modern society, or was it simply a burrito that didn't sit well. The sheer height of the markings is what brings about the true mystery.
Also leaves one with
the burning question: "How did you get out of the bathroom, and in what state, Artist of the Underground?"