Altiris 

Slang for shoddy, unusable computer software

Dammit, this Altiris crashed my server again.

Altiris by giant_wayne August 25, 2009

altiris 

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

altiris by Bernard March 4, 2005

Altitis 

The mental disease of making too many alts. One with altitis can't just play one character, he/she has a need or desire to play many.

I have altitis, look at all my alts!
2 priests
3 druids
1 paladin
2 mages
3 rogues
2 hunter
2 warlocks
2 shamans

Altitis by Crazy Squirrel December 28, 2005

attirist 

one who judges others based solely on their clothing choice.

just because that guy is wearing plaid does not make him a douche bag. don't be such an attirist!

attirist by jajah March 11, 2011

Alteris 

A chubby man that supports gold farming, cracks jokes that aren't funny, and has a interesting personality.

Someone that works for Nexon must be an Alteris!

Alteris by Alteris1234 October 23, 2011

altris 

a program used to look at a persons computer and to watch them look at born but shut them down when there playing cs

yep shes useing altris we better start looking at porn

altris by gilbert May 6, 2003

altirique 

Certified G wit Good Dick and will treat you right keep you happy will love your little siblings or nieces or nephews or cousins

Bro Altirique is really a cool person

altirique by Altirique November 9, 2020