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The National Association of Crazed Gamers. A group of 80-100 insane people come together to run around 20 teams of 6 players through a 3 round single elimination tournament during the Gencon gaming convention. Nascrag is headed by Carole "The Squirrel Queen" Bland, who coordinates all of the events with the help of her husband and Nascrag co founder Len Bland, "Chief Lackey in Charge." But who has to organize these teams? That job falls to Tom Lommel, "Master of Ceremonies" (aka Doug Dougleson from Fear of Girls), and his lovely assistant Buster Pishkur, "The Goat Boy." Tom gets all the teams together, each of which is then required to do a team cheer after Tom shouts their names, while buster collects the tickets, and dances to any songs that come on (it's happened several times, this one team named themselves "mana mana" and their team cheer was "doooo doooo do do do", and another team did it's cheer in a rap, no joke). Another point is how did these players all get there? While many of them sign up at the preregistration, more of the players are just grabbed out of crowds and told to sit down, shut up, and play the game. The lucky people who get to do that are Brian Chase, Doug Moore, Bob Jeffries, and Mike Zwiebel, Who all do a fantastic job of bringing in players. Another great feature of Nascrag is that they have great artwork for our players. The artist in question is Indiana Bill Cavalier, who always does a fantastic job. But what is any D&D game without it's adventure? The current adventure is called the Putonic Island Saga. Parts 1&2 of the saga have been completed, and so far have been parodies of Star Trek and Star Wars (in order). The current authors are Randal Cox, Mike Watts, Mike Collins, and Mark Frey. What I believe sets Nascrag apart from other D&D games is that Nascrag stresses roll playing, puzzle solving, and having a good time. If anyone reading this is ever at Gencon and looking for a 4 hour event to fill a day, I would definitely recommend trying it, at least once.
Brian Chase: Hey we're Nascrag the National Association of Crazed Gamers, if you're looking to play right now we've got a game going. We stress roll playing and puzzle solving, and we don't take ourselves real seriously, are you interested?
Nascrag by Daandrewnater August 23, 2009
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Term that describes what Nascar is, commonly used with disdain for the sport.
I went to the Nascrap race and got stale Budweiser thrown on me.
Nascrap by Richard Burger April 26, 2006
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026