Exhausterbate

Masturbating to the point of exhaustion

Friend: Hey! Want to hang out? You: I would, but I am exhausterbated

by JCF17 June 10, 2010

exhausterbated

Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation.

Whew I am exhausterbated.

by Josh August 7, 2004

exhausterbate

When you just can't get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain't cuttin' it...

"My gosh, it's midnight! If I'm going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, I've got to get to sleep...time to EXHAUSTERBATE!

by The Sieve August 15, 2009

Exhausterbated

Exhaustion caused by masterbating

I am so Exhausterbated.

by Bater99 May 4, 2011

Exhausterbated

Exhaustion due to vigerous activity. Activities may vary. To exhausterbate, to be exhausterbated, the act of exhausterbating one's self.

"Man, I've been shaking this chocolate milk carton for like ten minutes, I am completely exhausterbated."

"I was totally exhausterbating myself out last night but I stopped early when I managed a Bush Doctrine."

by Collin T. Knutzen January 14, 2009

exhausterbator

Exhausterbator is something that makes a person exhausted by masturbating excessively. This can be done by objects such as porn devices, dildos and fleshlight which the users' addiction in using these objects cause the excessive use of the objects.

Example:
Jill: I am exhausterbated!
John: Why, Jill?
Jill: I was using my dildo last night. It is such an exhausterbator.

by winkedoodle May 22, 2014