Look at that video! It shows this guy falling off a fence and landing on his gnards right on the top rail!! OUCH!!!
by Telephony November 12, 2015
Get the gnardsmug. 
Noun. An uncircumcised penis. The "G" is indeed silent when pronouncing this ugly word. Not to be confused with a "nard" which is some kind of weird cracker slang for testicle.
A Gnard is most likely the kind of uncircumcised penis that takes you by surprise, either on a nice American boy whom you would never suspect, or a man you've been with 6 months to a year and never realized he had a little extra downstairs.
A Gnard is most likely the kind of uncircumcised penis that takes you by surprise, either on a nice American boy whom you would never suspect, or a man you've been with 6 months to a year and never realized he had a little extra downstairs.
by yallahhabibineeknay August 07, 2009
Get the Gnardmug. When one has ingested a large amount of psychedelic drugs, and becomes no more than a series of dubious facial expressions.
by DanjerBlaine September 25, 2015
Get the Gnardmug.