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A term used for a student at Lancaster university when visiting York for the Roses tournament. The student then gets a bit excited and proceeds to provide oral services.

1) Communal Area is a must.
2) Party Rock Anthem should be played for maximum effect.
3) "EVERYDAY I'M GOBBLING" is the catchphrase for said student.
Boy: OMG IS THAT GIRL GIVING HIM A BLOWJOB?
Girl: *Comes up for air* "EVERYDAY I'M GOBBLING" *to the tune of party rock anthem*
Boy: Legend.
Boy 2: What a gobbler!!
Girl: *Continues to the task at hand (and mouth)*
by DrT09 May 28, 2011
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A promiscuous member of the male homosexual community; they are particularly renowned for paid sex acts in public toilet facilities.

The term originating in South Wales, they have become a particular scourge in the 2000s having been responsible for the rapid spread of herpes in the region.
Owain: "Fancy engaging in some gobbling tonight?"

Aled: "Don't touch me you filthy gobbler."
by leedshatesmumford May 05, 2009
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An unusually long flap of skin that hangs from a girls kooter.
by jESSBRETT February 19, 2004
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noun: any excess of skin that hangs from something's neck
Old Man Jenkins and his pet turkey have massive gobblers.
by the storm drains September 20, 2009
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Someone, usually of Dutch decent who thinks the fastest way to Ketosis is gobbling down a Big Mac and fries, topped off with a Fillet 'o Fish
That dude Patrick, trying to get buff, but he's such a Gobbler
by Shatrick Ketoboy August 09, 2016
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Gobbler refers to a person partaking in the art of gobbling, of which many variations are present. The most notable presentation of the previously mentioned craft was performed by the mysterious man appearing in a web video on "merryholidays.org", whom therefore is simply referred to as "the gobbler".

Many tales are present about the origin of the betold video, of which one states that the gobbler is an ex army member.

By analyzing the video material one could reproduce the act of gobbling, though only a few reach mastery in this complicated craft.

To properly gobble on par with the gobbler, it requires a variety of resources:
a bucket
a turkey(from here on referred to as Mrs. Turkey)
a banana
a paddle
a blow up doll "type man"
a blow up doll "type pig"
a pumpkin(from here on referred to as Mr. Pumpkin)
firework
a spanking partner
a pair of boots
a christmas hat
a tape copy of "who let the dogs out"

The act of gobbling would take a long time to elaborate on here are some shouting quotes which are quint essential for obtaining mastery:

"gobble, gobble!"
"And Mrs. Turkey came to visit!"
"Oughuuuu!"
"Fuck me Mr. Pumpkin."
"Yes sir."
"gobble, gobble, gobble!"
Gobbler: Gobble, Gobble!
by Mr.Pumpkin June 30, 2012
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1) A male turkey.
2) A woman of loose morals. Short for cockgobbler.
1) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. I'm so proud of you."
2) "Son, I can't believe you brought that big ol' gobbler home for Thanksgiving dinner. You're a disgrace to this family...and so is your grandfather, who paid that fat skank $20 for a hummer."
by Nicholas D April 27, 2007
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