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Clanch

The art of aggresively using your kegel muscles.
Alicia had to hold in a queef so she clanched so hard.
by chippy17 September 18, 2016
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Clanch

The act of crunching together one's bottom cheeks with enough force that the base of the spine audibly re-aligns itself.
Man, I got so mad, and I clanched so hard - it sounded like a rockfall!
by Orson_Kart June 12, 2016
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Clanch

The act of crunching together one's bottom cheeks with enough force that the base of the spine audibly re-aligns itself.
Man, I got so mad, and I clanched so hard - it sounded like a rockfall!
by Orson_Kart June 12, 2016
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