Poop Barrel

A Poop Barrel (or in polite terms, Parrel, or the P-word) is referred to an individual who resembles a gigantic ball thanks to his/her extreme obesity. Poop Barrels breath loudly and are thought to store their waste inside themselves for at least 2 years, like barrels of poop. These creatures are capable of destroying infrastructure if rolled from a hilltop. Researches have shown that poking a Poop Barrel with a sharp object, like a needle, is a bad idea.

Person 1: How's everything rolling bro?
Person 2: Like a Poop Barrel on a downhill man.

by BackwardlyForward August 4, 2009

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey

Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.

$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.

by pentozali December 28, 2005