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Road Cones 

Road Cones is when a women has enormously large breasts and they are shaped in the form of traffic cones. The term is derived or found when a male or group of males walks down a street, hallway, etc. and they see a women who is gifted with the present of "Road Cones" They stop in their tracks as if they have just walked about a construction site.

Causes>>>

1) May be due to a wrong shaped bra.

2) Spending too much time in the geometry class room.

3) Losing a fight with the household cleaning appliance........ "THE VACCUM!!"
Dude check out the Road Cones on that Lady. I would love to enter in on her construction site.
Road Cones by checkitOUT20 August 3, 2009
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roadcone 

As a male, to receive fellatio while operation a motor vehicle.
Suzy unzipped Robert's pants furiously as he drove, and proceeded to give him a superb roadcone session.
roadcone by T-Platinum December 8, 2005

Roadconeing 

(v)-Hitting stuff(mainly The Mailbox) with road cones. Usually done while hanging out of a car window.
"We went roadconeing last night"
Roadconeing by Roberto_Benigni February 18, 2004

Boston Roadcone

when at a party and you wake up wiht a really sore butthole and didnt know what happen
Oh man why does my butthole hurt? You just got a Boston Roadcone!
Boston Roadcone by Eric Foley January 9, 2008

Roadcone 

A Roadcone is a penis shaped similar to a construction traffic cone. Narrow tip or head that widens to a girthy shaft base. It is the opposite of a bulbous penis.
When Joe dropped his pants, his new girlfriend was shocked by his Roadcone that stood before her.
Roadcone by Hiesenburg126 December 9, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026