perve 

1. Skittlez
2. one who enjoys sex relating things a little too much.
3. one who is obsessed with boobies.

Skittlez loves to look at them boobies.

perve by Senorita Sammy Berz May 13, 2005

perve 

Alternate spelling of perv and more common in the UK. Often used by people into BDSM, etc. to describe themselves when in 'friendly' company.

It was good to go out with some fellow perves

perve by Uncle Whippity December 24, 2003

perve 

1. Used to describe someone acting particularly foolish. In many cases this person will be hyperactive or talking in a way that is inappropriate to the circumstances.

2. If someone has taken 'it' much too far, perve may be extended to "in full perversion" in order to emphasize that persons pervitude.

3. Perved, can be used in place of drunk or swirved.

4. pervin' it (alt.) is any combination of the above.

1. Dude, why you got to be such a perve.

2. Wesly was in full perversion last night, as always.

3. Logan got stright perved last night.

4. That kid is always pervin' it so hard.

perve by Jaminsky March 27, 2005

Perve Swerve 

Deviating one's course to acquire a better view of, or opportunity to interact with a target.

"I had to perve swerve about 90 degrees to get a better angle on that junk."

Perve Swerve by Walter F Hillis July 7, 2015

Perve stache 

A thin and sickly attempt at the growth of a mustache. Often worn by poor white or hispanic young men. Sometimes associated with date rapists.

"Kid Rock totally has a perve stache."

Perve stache by Astrozombie00 September 22, 2006

perve cop 

A police officer who poses as a young person (usually female) on the internet to entrap pervs looking to hook up.

"How'd I know the 13 YO was a perve cop? They busted me for just wanting to be her friend."

perve cop by Old Bogus April 10, 2008

Perve Stache 

The first mustache on a young man, or the one and only mustache on a creeper.

"Look at that greasy Perve Stache on the man. He must be a pedofile!"

Perve Stache by The Guy that lives in a box September 30, 2009