Birkenmocks

Birkenmocks are any type or brand of fake Birkenstocks. Hence the stem word "mock". Birkenmocks are cheaper than the actual hippie shoes and can often be found on the feet of cheap/broke activists, treehuggers, peacniks, along with many lazy high schoolers. These shoes say "I'm a hippie on a budget".

Mari was too broke for the real thing, so she bought some Birkenmocks from Payless.

Birkenmocks by spiderfrommars June 28, 2009

Birkenstocks on the ground 

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.

"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."

Birkenstocks on the ground by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

Birkenstocks 

Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.

Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.

Birkenstocks by Gary Vitalis February 24, 2007

Birkenrock 

1. Originally meant to refer to the type of pop-folk music one might hear from artists and bands that would play at Lilith Fair, i.e. mostly acoustic music with supposedly deep meanings. So named because fans of this style of music were known to be passionate about wearing Birkenstock shoes in the late 90's when Birkenrock was the genre du jour.

2. Now, the word is expanded to also include slightly more testosterone-laden acts (but only slightly). In addition to the Lilith acts, acoustic male acts that a little bit too positive to be emo are Birkenrock.

Angela owns every Indigo Girls bootleg ever made. She's really into that Birkenrock.

Birkenrock by Golfhaus January 9, 2005

birkenstocks 

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

birkenstocks by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

Birkenstocks 

The ugly sandals that lesbians wear

guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my-
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*

Birkenstocks by ♥🗺☠ May 21, 2021

Birkenstocks 

Insanely comfortable shoes. Sandals or clogs are the typical occurence, however they do produce various other types. Worn by hippie and prep alike, lauded for their comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair.

Dude, I'm having feet orgasms right now due to my Birks!

Me too!

Birkenstocks by 'rado December 13, 2004