Birkensocker 

Old hippies who break all rules of class and taste by wearing wool socks with their Birkenstock (or Birkenstock-rip-off) sandals. A serious fashion faux-pas.

I just went to a Folk Festival and was mobbed by all the Birkensockers.

Birkensocker by Camor September 5, 2011

Birkenstocker 

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

Birkenstocker by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010

birkenshocked 

Adjective. Appalled, horrified, outraged, shocked, revolted, disgusted.

"Oh my god, did you hear that Florence isn't 100% GMO free?????" "No way, I am simply birkenshocked."

birkenshocked by roguebonerz December 8, 2016

Birkensock 

Those goofy folks who wear socks with sandals of all persuasions. Even in the dead of winter--so lame! The ones who wear thermal socks with their sandals are the most lame asses!

Hey look at that hippie chick she's so birkensock today! Man I don't now how she's walking through the snow like that?

Birkensock by ReyMon! October 29, 2010

Birkenstockbroker 

Any former hippie who left Woodstock and headed for Wall Street.

Now retired to Napa, surveying his private-label vineyard from the pool-deck of his 20,000 square-foot 'villa', he strums his Martin - yes, it's the one on the cover of 'unplugged' - purchased for six figures from the Christies Clapton auction, a true Birkenstockbroker, a 60s radical who simply took a brief detour.

Birkenstockbroker by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2023

Birkensocks 

Similar to flip-flocks, but specific to the Birkenstock brand of flip-flops and sandals.

Joe can't get a date because all he wears on his feet are Birkensocks.

Birkensocks by BlockyMcBlockinson June 5, 2016

Birkensocks 

Wearing socks with Birkenstock sandals. Often seen in middle aged men.

I was SO embarassed because my dad was wearing his Birkensocks in public again!

Birkensocks by Bamelamelam August 12, 2017