take a dump 

1. To defacate
2. To have a bowel movement, usually a large one, as a dump is symbolic of large quantities

1. "Oh hey, before we go on our road trip to Oklahoma, I should take a dump." Friend says, "Yeah, there aren't any toilets in the country."

Or

2. "Oh man, why did I eat all of that Mexican food? I'm gonna have to take a huge dump, I'll be back in a week." Friend proceeds to hang a radioactive sign over the bathroom door for the next 30 years.

take a dump by khaan111 June 20, 2009

Take a dump 

To hump up and shit. To have a bowel movement (BM), especially gratifying in the morning.

"Oh man do I have to take a dump!" or "Dude, didn't you say you had to take a dump?" or "Yeah I did say I had to take a dump, but I can't because it stinks in there from when you had to take a dump." or "I know, I do stink the place up when I take a dump!"

Take a dump by Dude Grease October 3, 2006

take a dump 

The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.

Mama...I gotta TAKE A DUMP!

take a dump by harry flashman July 13, 2003

take a dump 

(variants: crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump)

to defecate

Come on, find a rest stop already. I have to take a dump.

take a dump by Light Joker April 4, 2005

take a dump 

The best way to lose weight.

Man I lost 10 pounds from taking a dump yesterday.

take a dump by www.eternalsoldiers.net September 2, 2003

take a dump 

1) to take an enormous shit, especially in the way of a "power dump" where the excrement quickly and powerfully leaves your anus

2) When a machine or electronic stops working or breaks, for no particular reason. Also known as "shat the bed"

3) An exclamation often used by people when they want to tell somebody to "fuck off" but are too afraid. Often used by kids and teenagers. The word dump is enunciated in a long way, so as to be spelled duuuummmmppppp!!!

1) Dude, i have to take a dump!!!

2)Kid 1: Why can't we play your XBox?
Kid 2: Cuz it sucks and it took a dump.

3)Dad: Go clean your room!
Kid: Take a duuummmmpppp!!!

take a dump by HOWNOWBROWNCOW88 September 25, 2008

TAKE A DUMP 

When someone choses to ruin part of you're day with thier bowel movements.

"damn Becca im having a nice relaxing shower and you had to come in here and ruin it." Yea well im sooooo sorry I needed to Take A Dump." "yea well Im going to need to take another later just to get rid of the stinch, it smells like a sardine's cunt filled with Indian food in here"

TAKE A DUMP by Dougah November 17, 2006