sausage puppet

Another name for what the male crotch looks like with clothes on.
Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?

Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
by counter22 June 14, 2009
mugGet the sausage puppetmug.
The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.
The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.

or

"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"
by Myrealnameissasuke June 17, 2017
mugGet the italian sausage puppet showmug.