A house(2000s or newer) that is designed by crackheads and will not last for more than 50 years. The house has fake concrete plastered on the house to make it look sturdy when the wood is almost paper-thin. Instead of nails, the house has staple plates(when you use a very thin metal and staples to hold the wood) so when the house catches on fire, the house will fall in on itself. This is designed to put profit over safety and longevity.

Steve - There is this new neighborhood, all the houses look nice!
Mark - Yeah but they are Stucco.

Steve. Oh. Never mind.

Stucco by firstworldproblemidentifier January 5, 2024

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Stucco Arse

An individual whose life revolves around the the creation of plaster and plasterboard products. This may be an employee of a plaster related manufacturer, or merely a lover of building products or building activities.

Stuart: "Hey, i think i'll work late, so that more plasterboard will be available to the world."

cowp: "No way, don't you have a life or something, you stucco arse."

Stucco Arse by Msyrinx May 23, 2007

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stucco monkey

A Mexican or southwest Native American

I couldn’t drive anywhere in New Mexico with all the stucco monkeys on the road.

stucco monkey by headk400 April 13, 2022

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stucco wall treatment

Having sex doggie style with the woman's forehead pinned against a rough stucco wall.

Jane was acting uppity after spending time with her former sorority sisters so John decided to give her the stucco wall treatment.

stucco wall treatment by Zelmo72 October 21, 2021

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