What happens when god gets diarreah from a dodgy indian. Located on the east coast of Scotland. Scumdee is what happened when Glasgow and Liverpool had a child. The population all lives in the same conditions in a 1 bedroom council flat with 5 generations of their inbred family. All native residents known as "Scumdonians" begin life the same being born at ninewells to 12 year old parents. These diseased offspring then begin work at 4 years old as drug dealers and the very worst offspring get sent to other villages/towns/cities such as Coupar Angus or Rattary slowly infecting the population until there are so many junkie chavs and neds that the place just gets absorbed by Scumdee. In 2018 a V&A museum was opened in the city to give the local "Scumdonians" a new hobby assaulting and robbing tourists coming to visit the museum. If you ever have the unfortunate experience of driving 15 miles close to the city make sure your car is locked and drive as fast as you can away before the yobs kidnap you and sell your car to buy drugs. In short avoid this total shithole
Certain combinations are better, exotic flavored rum, such as cocoanut or mango tend to go well with blue raspberry or cherry, while vanilla rum or plain white rum goes well with Coke. Spiced rum is a harder mix, but still works well.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'