angry elephant 

When a man pulls his pants down and presses his junk against a window( preferably a floor to ceiling window, sans muntin. The penis resembles the trunk, whilst the thighs on either side give the appearance of two large ears.

I did the angry elephant to your mom and she was filled with lust and fear...

angry elephant by captain weenis May 11, 2009

Angry Elephant 

The action when a man has his penis inserted into their own butthole, all while farting to build enough pressure to release the penis in an explosive and violent manner. To perform correctly is to be pulling on ones own butt cheeks in a full eagle spread, while urinating as to add to the intimidation factor, all resulting in one powerful, explosive spray, as the angry elephant's trunk (The Penis) , is unleashed.

Great for warding off Bears.

Camping with the homies, and a bear decided to attack. Kyle dropped on his back and unleased the Angry Elephant to assert his dominance.

Went met on a Grindr date, and we talked about our love for Yoga. I demonstrated my flexibility by performing the Angry Elephant; we've been married 69 years.

Angry Elephant by Von Wolfhouse January 20, 2021

angry elephant 

In order to give the Angry Elephant, you must understand the concept of the "Penis Showing Game" from the movie Waiting. To pull off the angry elephant, pull your scrotum back up against your shaft, locking the shaft into a vertical position (the elephants trunk). Then push down on both sides of the "trunk" to give the elephant his "ears". Thus the Angry Elephant is born. You must tell who ever looked at the exposure how gay they are and then give them 4 kicks in the ass.

I was so excited when i got the whole room to look at my angry elephant. I got to call them all gay and kick each of their asses individually.

angry elephant by Jeff Lencioni June 11, 2006

angry elephant 

An angry elephant is that boy that is chill and smart. But once he gets hurt, angry, or someone messes with his girl, he turns into the hulk.

Dang that's an angry elephant

angry elephant by Mister.Steal.Yo.Girl August 2, 2016

angry elephant seals 

When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.

There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.

angry elephant seals by Christian Battaglia October 30, 2010