Smakulate -- masturbate Smakulation -- masturbation Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people Smakulating -- masturbating
Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."
Trash-talking to the nth degree not always consisting of current verbiage. Good examples: Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, any number of NBA players recapping the game they just won. Noun form: Smackulator-one who is proficient at smackulation.
Me and my pardnas was hikin' up a mountainside an we smackulated bout just about evathing.
Anybody can speculate about anything, but people who have some background knowledge on a topic can at least smartulate.
As a carpenter with a bathtub in my house, I can speculate about what caused that dam to overflow; but I would prefer to hear someone who knows anything about dams, but wasn't at that dam, smartulate about what went wrong.