SMASHULATE

to have sex vigorously,

i smashulated the girl from the club something furious last night.

SMASHULATE by Jaheezy March 31, 2009

smakulate

Smakulate -- masturbate
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating

Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."

smakulate by Nick & Taylor October 20, 2006

smackulate 

Trash-talking to the nth degree not always consisting of current verbiage. Good examples: Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, any number of NBA players recapping the game they just won. Noun form: Smackulator-one who is proficient at smackulation.

Me and my pardnas was hikin' up a mountainside an we smackulated bout just about evathing.

smackulate by P Dogg April 5, 2007

smashlete 

(n.) A player of Nintedo's Super Smash Bros. whose skill level is high enough to be considered excessive.

1. It takes a true smashlete to use Jigglypuff.

2. Sam's such a smashlete I don't even like playing with him anymore.

smashlete by TimeTravelTrousers December 27, 2011

Smashmate

A room mate whom one smashes with, but has no commitment too. Similar to fuck buddies but you share a rent.

I thought they were a couple because they live together, but it turns out they are just smashmates.

Yo whos the hottie? You too dating? No, we are just smashmates.

Smashmate by Decibel Delivery Service December 24, 2021

Smashflake 

A woman that frequents bars and clubs looking for fuckboys.

Gina is such a Smashflake

Smashflake by Chefman43223 February 18, 2017

Smartulate

Anybody can speculate about anything, but people who have some background knowledge on a topic can at least smartulate.

As a carpenter with a bathtub in my house, I can speculate about what caused that dam to overflow; but I would prefer to hear someone who knows anything about dams, but wasn't at that dam, smartulate about what went wrong.

Smartulate by nothing exciting August 19, 2021