pole'mon 

pole'mon is a hermaphroditic monster that loves to consume meat poles similar to that of a penis. these creatures have been known to bite off mens dongs in the hunt for food.

holy crap jonesy, I spotted a pole'mon. man that pole'mon really did a number on my man meat.

pole'mon by shazs March 24, 2009

pole monkey 

A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company

They're either in CWA or IBEW

pole monkey by federalq2b September 27, 2004

Pole monkey 

One who loves the cock

Brinsley Cross is a pole monkey

Pole monkey by Aurelius March 31, 2005

Monkey Pole

penis
often used in context of smoking

omgoes you smoke teh monkey pole!

Monkey Pole by AnGeL December 1, 2004

Monkey pole

The Penis of a Monkey

That Mike T kid sure likes sucking Monkey Pole

Monkey pole by CO May 15, 2003

Spider monkey light-pole

Creamy bellybutton sex

"Yo dude me and Jim are gonna have spider monkey light-pole at the after party"

Spider monkey light-pole by bigdbud February 19, 2026

To throw monkeys out of the South Pole 

If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.

My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.

To throw monkeys out of the South Pole by Sidam September 7, 2013