shirtwave 

A multiband radio that's small enough to be carried in a shirt pocket.

This shirtwave is unbelievable! I just picked up RTVT from Tunisia with the whip antenna HALFWAY up!

shirtwave by pentozali March 19, 2009

shitware 

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.

Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.

shitware by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005

shitwafer 

a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.

is that little shitwafer giving me lip??

shitwafer by ken power January 15, 2008

shirtfaced 

A state of being faceless; occurs when the bottom half of a person's shirt is pulled up, covering their own face.

She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.

shirtfaced by imshirtfaced February 4, 2012

Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!

Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!

Shitwater Colonic by X4ndur August 10, 2006

shirtage 

the act, state, or concept of wearing a shirt

-comes in looking like an embarrassed lobster: "i think I burned myself today"

-looks up "damn you shoulda payed more attention to yo sartorial selection"

-"bwuh?"

-"yo shirtage punk!"

pause

-"oh, yea"

shirtage by errybody know dis a word July 8, 2010

shortwave

1) when referring to (radio) broadcasting, includes frequencies ranging from 1.7 to 30 MHz (1700 - 30,000 kHz), but sometimes refers also to the HF frequency spectrum from 3 to 30 MHz

2) An adjective referring technically to radio waves shorter than 80 meters, corresponding to a frequency of 3.75 megahertz or more. The term is often loosely used to refer to HF frequencies.

3) In radio communications, pertaining to the band of frequencies approximately between 3 MHz and 30 MHz. Note: “Shortwave” is not a term officially recognized by the international community.

I listen to pirate radio stations on my shortwave radio.

shortwave by IRISHrepublicanARMY December 31, 2003