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Drunktified 

To be justified in nonsensical, scandalous, or criminal behavior due to the innate propensity to get shit faced.
I was drunktified in shitting on the neighbors lawn and knocking on their door during the party last night.

drunctional 

The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.
Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."

Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
drunctional by minkiekitten October 8, 2009

drunking 

Drinking with the intention of getting drunk.
Are you drinking or drunking tonight?
drunking by ChrisMelb August 20, 2007

Drunktional 

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.
She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.
Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

Drunkingham 

A mythical, and magical place where one goes after an entire day (week, month, lifetime) of drinking.
"Yeah, Ill be in Minneapolis this weekend, and you can be sure Ill be taking the bullet train to Drunkingham."

Or

"When I arrived at the party I was in Oakland, but when I left I was in Drunkingham."

Though the mayorship of the fine berg is, and has been occupied by a single individual for many years, theres many other positions within the government that need to be filled on a rotating basis.

drunkinism 

A joyful, drunken state of mind; not in derogatory way.
Drunkinism rocks!!
drunkinism by Drunkinism November 11, 2015