Top Definition
Directions given or received by a drunk person.
"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

by CorbinH. December 14, 2007
Directions given by an intoxicated person, usually of very poor quality.
Hey, I finally made it. No thanks to Jerry's dirunktions
by Henron760 July 15, 2011

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