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Book Fucker 

A poor dickless fuck who loves books even though he can get pussy. After reading a well written book he will masturbate on the pages.
Billy: Yo dude Pamela Anderson and her beautiful twin sister are here to fuck us!
Joe: But dude! I'm reading this great book called Brave New World and maasturbating all over the pages
Billy: Dude they were totally gonna have sex with us, why do you have to be such a Book Fucker..
Book Fucker by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009
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Book Fucker 

A book fucker is a dick less shit who loves masturbating on the pages of books even though he can get pussy.
Kakashi Hatake : Book Fucker = Woman Fucker
Book Fucker by Konan the Paper Lady September 5, 2021

bootfucker 

A complete spaz who has done something to really bad to piss you off.
lee you bootfucker! look what you did to my new sketchers
bootfucker by the.penguin September 24, 2008

Bookfucker 

Someone who who studies sex manuals all the time and sticks by them for orgasmic pleasure.
Kama sutra followers..... theyre bookfuckers.
Bookfucker by Davethemuncher May 13, 2005

bookfucked

to get found out on facebook for things u shudnt have been doing
that guys girlfriend just proper bookfucked him!!! she found out he was havin it off with the cleaner wen she plastered it all over facebook. wot a conway!!!
bookfucked by stee eddie May 30, 2008

bookfucker 

(1)person who likes to point out spelling errors in people's text conversations.
Oteren is fucking the book again.
bookfucker by vark May 5, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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