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turd herder 

A man responsible for manipulating multiple pieces of turd into one designated area. Although typically in the port-o-potty field, this expert is not limited to just one zone of poo. A turd herder is a modest man, but a confident man. He can find your shit, extract it to a safe place and you will never even know he was there. Your shit is his bread and butter
Timmy the Turd Herder quit his old job at Safeway because he was tired of taking everyone else's shit.
turd herder by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Turd Herder 

Slang name for a gay male.
"That fag is a turd herder of deep holes!
Turd Herder by mow_er_racer April 16, 2009

turd herder 

Someone who drives a septic cleaning truck or who cleans porta-johns
The turd herder is coming to clean my septic tank
turd herder by awafcaw November 19, 2006

TURD HURDER 

Slang- Used to identify sewer rod laborers that have the primary job of rodding sewers.
Can you send the turd hurders to my house, I think my sewer line is backed up.
TURD HURDER by plumbers November 19, 2007

turdhurder

someone with a generally obnoxious personality that cause problems where ever they go. Usually a loud talker and will always have a few friends (shit sheep) around them.
fuck, That turdhurder Joe and his shit sheep are here they're so loud. let's leave.
turdhurder by kwil15 June 3, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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