Floking

The act of floking refers to the trading of a can of coke and a flake in return for manual stimulation and is in essence "light prostitution".

The most common form of floking is the trade of a 330ml can of coke and a 38g cadburys flake in exchange for a handjob.

I can't believe I got a sweet handjob just for some sweets!

Yeah floking is fucking awesome!

Underage Floking Rules!

Floking by Big Guns Dave Jones January 28, 2009

Fooking avocados 

Avacados are the trendiest food of all time like you see people tagging them in there post and there a boyo enit

Louis: its like them fooking avocados

Liam:whats wrong with avocados

Louis: trendiest food of all time

Fooking avocados by 69.fxckm3.69 May 3, 2021

Flaking 

Flaking is what a Nikos does when he make plans with his friends, yet fails to show up last minute. This usually includes the Nikos leaving his friends on read and not telling them about changed plans beforehand.

"Yo, this Nikos is flaking on us today again! That's the sixth time this week, bruh. What an asshole."

Flaking by ewrhfoi October 16, 2020

fooking 

The alternative word for fucking used by Louis Tomlinson.

"That's your fooking job, you fooking losah!"

fooking by mrshoran1993 February 23, 2019

flaking 

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole

flaking by TIm January 7, 2007

no fooking way

How harry swears in his accent

Harry styles: no fooking way
Fans: that accent is god

no fooking way by Emo freak August 27, 2016

Flaking out 

The act of blowing off a friend or acquaintance, When someone creates a believable scenario of intentions to meet up and fails to, or purposely declines to show up, Standing someone up, or the means of severing a social connection like a friendship.

Person1: gee, hav'nt heard from dexter in like two weeks... think he's dead?
Person2: Not sure, he always flakes out on you unless you agree to meet up on his terms.

Person1: hey man, wanna go get schwasted tonight?
Person2: yeah, I was supposed to meet up with that creepy guy later, but i'll just be flaking out on him, now won't I?

Flaking out by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010