4 definitions by theNEWROMANTIMES

Primarily, Homosexual Male although in recent times, considered offensive to some, a Narcissist, Sociopath, Deadbeat, thief, liar, One who disregards Social Mores or Manners, One who takes advantage of an adverse situation to manipulate, or otherwise make miserable, the lives of others, One who arbitrarily abuses powers or authorities simply because they CAN.
Person1: Did you see that Guy slap the hostess at Chili's?
Person2: Yah, What a faggot.

Person1: Why did you get fired?
Person2: Because my Faggot Boss made up some bullshit.

Person1: What happened to person2? He called and said he wanted to meet up, and he is not here!
Person3: Yah, he's such a faggot, always flaking out on people.

Person1: ah fuck, Way too many dudes around here.
Person2: What? Your surprised to see so many faggots in boys town?
by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010
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The act of blowing off a friend or acquaintance, When someone creates a believable scenario of intentions to meet up and fails to, or purposely declines to show up, Standing someone up, or the means of severing a social connection like a friendship.
Person1: gee, hav'nt heard from dexter in like two weeks... think he's dead?
Person2: Not sure, he always flakes out on you unless you agree to meet up on his terms.

Person1: hey man, wanna go get schwasted tonight?
Person2: yeah, I was supposed to meet up with that creepy guy later, but i'll just be flaking out on him, now won't I?
by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010
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The act of being a faggot; performing a homosexual act.

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Person1: Why did that player get kicked off Ventrilo?
Person2: Banned for Faggetry
by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010
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Talkshow-like reference to when someone arbitrarily talks far too much/too long. Wasting time chatting, bullshiting, or arguing. Unnecessarily long conversation, irrelevant conversation, or just general flatulence of the mouth.

in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".
(security personnel radio chatter)

SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
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.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
....
SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.
by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010
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