congestipated 

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.

I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.

congestipated by me66in January 27, 2009

Congestipated 

When you hold your poop in for so long your intestines become congested.

After a 3 hour drive with no bathroom stops and a large breakfast, my dad was in considerable pain, he was congestipated.

Congestipated by Adidas_11 January 11, 2025

Constipated 

The Shit don't come out

Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass

Constipated by qwertyhujkjhgfdfgbnmhbg October 30, 2018

Conestipated 

The act of a cone popping out from the back of your car after running one over while driving/racing/drifting.

I took that turn too wide, and hit the cone. After driving for a little bit, the cone fell out. My car was conestipated.

Conestipated by Th3 Black Lotus June 8, 2010

Congresstipated 

Legislation stuck in Congress.

Forget about that vital legislation.It's Congresstipated.

Congresstipated by Waboa February 13, 2009

Constipated 

When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit

John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated

Constipated by Mystic_Snowfang June 25, 2009

Curly Haired Constipated Fuck 

Curly Haired Constipated Fuck is one of the tributes from The Hunger Games. He is played by Ethan Jamieson, and his "nickname" arose from the tumblr blog "badlydrawnhungergames" who fell in love with him and named him Curly Haired Constipated Fuck.

I love Curly Haired Constipated Fuck!

Curly Haired Constipated Fuck by TRIBUTE June 18, 2012