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Haired: Another way to describe hair.
I am a straighted haired girl
by Deathlyhaired June 03, 2011
To get caught or reprimanded, typically while participating in an illegal or unscrupulous activity. Term is thought to originally refer to the consequences resulting from failing a drug test based on a hair follicle sample.
Dude the cops found my stash! I'm fuckin' haired!
by Puffy January 16, 2004