When you tap through a beautiful woman’s Instagram story expecting a bikini pic… and instead get a breaking-news take on politics she learned 12 seconds ago that absolutely nobody asked for and she does not know anything about. And she keeps posting them because the views are high, meanwhile the guys watching are just patiently waiting for the next scandalous outfit drop.
Stephanie is in the Bahamas and I keep checking her feed.
A cunning retort to a rather mundane story relayed by an acquaintance. The slight distortion of the word
"interesting" leaves the relayer of the story stumped as to whether you're utilizing a benign permutation of "interesting" a la Ralph Wiggum's "Me fail English, that's unpossible," which would therefore retain the original meaning, or if you are simply shortening "uninteresting" and subsequently would like them to shut their boring yapper before you fall asleep with your fingers in your ears.
Jim: "My goldfish has a tumor in its right gill"
Bob: "Unteresting"
A person who somehow manages to use Instagram/Facebook to make their life seem even shittier than it probably actually is.
"Hey did you see Mark's pic of him with that D-list celebrity he was unreasonably excited to meet?"
"No, sorry. Mark's fun to have a few drinks with, but honestly I find him pretty unInstaresting."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.