Hompan 

From homosexual and panic.

An accusation that a person made a certain decision because they were suffering from an irrational fear that they are homosexual.
Can be used to trap a person within their own circle of fear, as an insult based on the subject's own latent Homophobia, either seriously or in a jocular fashion.
Can be countered by not being a parochial idiot.

1)Dan:Why did I nail that skank? I am now regretting that decision.

Joe:Hompan, my friend. You overcompensate, feeling the need to entertain chicks to prove to everyone including yourself that you're not Hom.

2)Dan:Why didn't I go nail that skank? I immediately regret that decision.

Joe:Hompan! You realised you were a Hom and couldn't go through with it.

3)Dan:Are you gay?

Joe:No even though I've never had a girlfriend in my life.

Dan:Sounds like you have Hompan buddy.

4)Dan:Are you really a gay person?

Joe:No, I have sired a child and been living happily in a monogamous relationship with a woman for some time.

Dan:Hmmm.....sounds like Hompan to me.

Joe:Goddammit!

Counter:-
Joe:You have a bad case of Hompan, old bean.

Dan:You're an idiot.

Joe:Touché

Hompan by Funktownmassacre January 20, 2009

homoantiqophobe 

These guys are homophobic and are also terrified of antique shops. They are extremely concerned about being perceived as gay and they try to cover it up by standing with their arms crossed looking into space. Sometimes they whistle. If there are other homoantiqophobes in the store, they stand and talk about useless sports scores. It is fun to try to talk about antiques with them. They usually have NRA or NFL jerseys and caps on.

"Get a load of the homoantiqophobes over there. Watch this: "Hey, handsome, check out these lovely teacups and saucers." "Hey, I'm not gay. Okay?" Man, these guys must LOVE victoria's secret.

homoantiqophobe by running out of patience April 19, 2008

Humpany

-noun- a hump or bootycall that comes over to not only hump but hang out for a bit too. similar to a friend with benefits but s/hes not a really a friend, they are just good at pillow talk.

"oh no, you can't come over to visit, i have humpany coming over tonight"

Humpany by BAMBIE July 18, 2007

Hampanster

A gangster hamster.

Dude, your pet is a hampanster.

Hampanster by googlieasdfkljasd;lfsdf May 1, 2010

homoantipathy

The complete utter hate and disgust towards faggots. Those sissy liberal meat munching faggots. Those skittle people. Those pedophiles.

“Hey mum, look at that stinky fucken disgrace of a fkn human fagboy over there.”, “son, I’m glad you’ve learnt to embrace your homoantipathy.”

homoantipathy by TheMinziBasher6809 September 12, 2023

Homan Face 

When your face naturally looks pissed, angry or peeved, no matter how you feel on the inside. Often appears on the face of someone bored.

I know I look pissed, but I just have a really bad case of Homan Face.

Homan Face by Bob Hinklefinkle February 6, 2009

Homoantagonist 

to actively hate and/or attack someone because they are gay/lgbtq+

1: Omg my parents are homoantagonists.
2: you mean homophobe?
1: No, they are aware and understand gayism, but they hate it because it's not christian.
2: i'm your parent now.

Homoantagonist by art_of_the_rc May 7, 2020