michael

A guy who breaks toilets with his giant ass.
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A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
by Anonymous Girl December 01, 2005
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There's like 12,390,658 Michaels born a second.
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michael is a fuckface and likes short girls even though he could have a great tall girl
fuck you michael, you like short girls
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From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"

some of the most awesome people are named michael.

hey, look how cool michael is!
by m20 March 23, 2009
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loving and caring, sweet and special, micheal is a total angel...he'll go out of his way to make you feel better
"F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere, anytime atall...down here in the deep blue sea"
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