Witherspooned

A person who, in essence, withers up and dies, usually from an unnatural cause.

After wasting our money on that Christmas disaster, "The Four Christmases", my boyfriend went into cardiac arrest and could've potentially Witherspooned if I hadn't called 911!

by The Crazy Mind of Kierstin January 9, 2009

Witherspooned

To be punched in the face/groin by a person with the last name 'Witherspoon.'

Dude! I called Billy a jerk, and he totally witherspooned me!

by Senor kelly April 14, 2011

Witherspoon

White bitch with a ghetto booty

Hey check out the junk in Witherspoon's trunk!

by LKJL June 11, 2006

Reese Witherspoon

A hot actress who is married to Ryan Phillippe. She starred in films such as Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde and Vanity Fair.

Reese Witherspoon is pure hotness

by Biddy July 17, 2005

Reese Witherspoon

To be a tightass, Pompass bitch

Damn, that hoe is so 'Reese Witherspoon

by O'callaghanski November 13, 2005

Reese Witherspoon

A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.

An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.

An ugly whining bitch.

A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."

A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"

B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"

by lukaz January 14, 2007

Reese witherspooning

When two people watch Legally Blonde and cuddle

What's it gonna take to get you reese witherspooning?

by BibiBB March 3, 2021